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sweet1delusi0ns · 5 months ago

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Class 1B boy Random headcanons ──☆*:・ﾟ

MHA

Summary: Random thinks they do or say as your boyfriend*.•

Characters: Awase, Kaibara, Kamakiri, Kuroiro, Shishida, Shoda, Tsuburaba, Tetsutetsu, Fukidashi, Honenuki, Bondo, Monoma, Rin!

AWASE~

He pranks you all the time, just silly pranks like putting salt in your cereal. Nothing to serious but if he ruins something of your such as cereal he will make you more!

He welds you metal flowers with his quirk and says that cringy ass pick up line “my love for you will stop when this flower dies…btw it doesn’t die :)”

He tried making you food, sometimes it’s good sometimes it not- but you pretend to like it no matter what because it makes him happy and if you refuse it he will look dead in your eyes and say “eat it. Please.”

KAIBARA~

He likes gardening, he used his hands as drills in the dirt which makes it really easy to plant them. He asked you to pick out flowers and seeds to plant! He gives you the flowers he plants!

He loves playing with your hair, he loves curling it around his finger when he is bored

Whenever he gets hurt he whines until you kiss it better. You tend to his wounds then wait for you to kiss if

On the same topic he is kind of clumsy he trips over his own feet sometimes- but don’t worry he will be ok as long as you give him a kiss

KAMAKIRI~

He’s scared to kiss you sometimes because of the sharp appendages sticking out of his cheeks, he worries he may cut you. So you normally kiss him instead of him kissing you

He likes it when you compliment his hair, it makes him feel like a bad ass when you do!

He loves bugs so get him anything but relatable and he will be so touched! You also say he reminds you of a mantis, which he doesn’t mind. He’s sometimes insecure abt his looks so it helps!

KUROIRO~

He is like tokoyami, very poetic so he writes you poems sometimes. If you ask him to read them to you he will stammer over the words and blush about it, he is shy when it comes to you~

He scares you in the dark sometimes, like if the power goes out you literally can’t see him so he could jump scare you; “hey y/n” “HOLY SHIT!” “Oh I’m so sorry!”

He giggles like a dumbass, you could pop the most cringe at joke and he laughs like “hehehehehehehehehe” as if it’s actually funny

He acts cool to other people but once you come into the conversation he turns smitten

SHISHIDA~

He lets you brush his fur, he is sometimes to lazy to do it himself so he lets you do it instead

He sometimes thinks he scares you, he knows he looks a little scary because he is a ‘beast’ but he never wants to scare you so he has to make sure you aren’t. “I’m so sorry did I scare you!” “What no? You could never scare me your like a big teddy bear” “oh!”

You call him big boy to tease him, he blushes about it but does like it~ any time you call him that he covers his face with his hands!

SHODA~

He’s such a cutie patootie, he loves being held by you. When cuddling he will inch closer to you until you wrap your arms around him, he would ask but he’s too scared too

He is insecure since he is a little bigger BUT you make sure he does feel loved anyways by complimenting him or saying it doesn’t matter; “don’t you think I’m too big…?” “what? No! Your adorable!!!” He blushes :>

He cares for your wounds everytime, if you have a cut or something he will always disinfect it and bandage it, he also kisses it if he’s feeling brave!

TSUBURABA~

His idea of flirting is blowing you heart shaped bubbles your way with his quirk, if you pop them he sulks in the corner LOL

He literally thinks your a goddess, bro worships you and the ground you walk on, he would tie your shoes for you, or carry your bags whatever you want him to do!

His friends troll on him for liking you so much, he will NOT stop yapping about you.

Play with his hair. He will die if you don’t; “please I’m literally going to cry if you don’t” “Omg fine I’ll play with your hair.”

TETSUTETSU~

He also worships you but 10x harder, he would kiss your feet if you let him- which also means he is very protective of you. He would bark at anybody who tried anything funny with you

He tries flexing his quirk on you by doing dangerous things, most of the time he gets hurt and when you ask “why would you do that?” He says “I just wanted to impress you”

He worries you secretly like kirishima, since they are very similar. You heard him talking to kirishima saying if he ever when after you he would break him. After that you calmed him down and assured you wouldn’t leave him.

FUKIDASHI~

He makes cute little emoticons at you like (*^‿^*) to distract you from the fact that he is a walking thought bubble-

He reads your favorite manga just to impress you by bringing up scenes in stuff, he’s tryna make you think he is cool!

He’s canonically really short so he’s timid with you sometimes because you are much taller but if he uses his quirk right he can at most be 5,3 which ain’t the best either, you convince him that you don’t mind and honestly find it cute

He’s very shy when being romantic if he tries kissing you he mostly strikes out and flashes a sweat drop emoticon before turning away~

HONENUKI~

Out of everyone in that class he is the shyest with his partner, he is also very low in self esteem cuz of it.

He’s very insecure of his looks, he finds his teeth gross and scary, but you hold him and kiss his cheek letting him cry if he wants until he feels better

He’s great at massages, after training he always massages your neck and back! One time he accidentally hurt you and he cried a little over it-

He’s very funny, he’s your little comedian! He tells you silly knock knock jokes just to heard your sweet laugh~

BONDO~

He’s a very awkward boy, he is honestly shocked that he’s dating anyone let alone you. One he’s very socially awkward and looks different. But you asked him out anyway

He stutters sometimes when talking to you about dates or cuddling; “s-s..sure we can cuddle I g-guess.”

He doesn’t talk much, he definitely talks more than koda but he does shy away because he has voice cracks sometimes and it makes him feel stupid, you find it cute tho

MONOMA~

This little shit, he thinks it’s funny copying your quirk just to show you ‘how easy it is’ but most of the time it back fires and he gets hurt

He turns into such a big baby when he’s hurt, he whines like he’s paralyzed and begs you to care for him. “I need to be held it’s the only way I’ll be comfortable! In your arms!” “It’s not that serious. But fine.”

He’s really good at cooking, he makes full course meals and mostly eats it all himself. He saves a little bit for you tho

RIN~

He’s not shy, or awkward with you he’s just kind of…aloof- he sometimes just stared at you with a straight face like 😐 and when you ask what’s wrong he just goes “I’m just looking at your beauty?”

He loves laying in the sun, and watching the clouds n stuff with you, although he does get sun burned sometimes but he doesn’t listen when you tell him to put on sunscreen so he deserves it

He cares for you so hard, he lays blankets on you, he feeds you, he make sure you drink water! He is such a caregiver because he can’t handle if something happeneds to you.

Omg I love them. ANYWAYS ima post another class 1A Post then ima post a haikyuu headcanon I’ve benn workin on

Not proof readddddd

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mytheoristavenue · 4 months ago

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How They Make Up For Working on Your Anniversary

In honor of both my boyfriend and I having to work our six year anniversary, I thought I'd give yall some mini HCs!

Summary: Unfortunately, even though they took the day off, your lover gets called in to work on your anniversary due to a serious villain attack!

Warnings: Pretty much all fluff, microscopic angst, very short, not proofread

💗 Tries to finish their duties as quickly as possible, and makes sure everyone, especially the villain, know that they're none too happy to have their special day with you interrupted.

Katsuki Bakugo, Tetsutestu Tetsutestu, Shota Aizawa, Shihai Kuroiro, Togaru Kamakiri, Tenya Iida, Nieto Monoma

💗 Apologizes a trillion times before they leave, over text, and after getting home. They feel just awful!

Izuku Midoryia, Ochako Uraraka, Koji Koda, Juzo Honenuki, Nirengeki Shoda, Kojiro Bondo, Tamaki Amajiki, Kinoko Kimori, Nejire Hado, Ibara Shiozaki, Rikido Sato, Toru Hagakure

💗 Locks in to finish quickly but efficiently, eager to get home to you, but doesn't go out of their way to make it everyone else's problem.

Tsuyu Asui, Mezo Shoji, Hiryu Rin, Reiko Yanagi, Manga Kukidashi, Fumikage Tokoyami, Mashirao Ojiro, Togota Mirio, Momo Yoayorozu, Eijiro Kirishima, Yuga Aoyama, Itsuka Kendo, Sen Kaibara

💗 Has a slight attitude arriving on the scene but is only focused on making a plan of how to end this quickly and make it up to you.

Hanta Sero, Shoto Todoroki, Denki Kaminari, Mina Ashido, Pony Tsunotori, Kosei Tsubraba, Minoru Mineta, Setsuna Tokage, Jurota Shishida, Kyoka Jiro, Yui Kodai, Yosetsu Awase

💗 Stops at your favorite restaurant or bakery to pick up your favorite treat on the way home.

Kosei Tsubraba, Kyoka Jiro, Yui Kodai, Yosetsu Awase, Manga Kukidashi, Minoru Mineta, Togota Mirio, Momo Yoayorozu, Nejire Hado, Ibara Shiozaki, Toru Hagakure, Tetsutestu Tetsutestu, Tenya Iida, Nieto Monoma

💗 Stops at a gift shop and picks up a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a stuffy that reminds you of them.

Denki Kaminari, Mina Ashido, Pony Tsunotori, Setsuna Tokage, Jurota Shishida, Tsuyu Asui, Mezo Shoji, Hiryu Rin, Reiko Yanagi, Fumikage Tokoyami, Mashirao Ojiro, Eijiro Kirishima, Koji Koda,

💗 Stops at the grocery store and picks up ingredients for a lovely meal or dessert so they can cook for you when they get home.

Hanta Sero, Shoto Todoroki, Yuga Aoyama, Itsuka Kendo, Sen Kaibara, Izuku Midoryia, Ochako Uraraka, Juzo Honenuki, Nirengeki Shoda, Kojiro Bondo, Tamaki Amajiki, Kinoko Kimori, Rikido Sato, Katsuki Bakugo, Shota Aizawa, Shihai Kuroiro, Togaru Kamakiri

Sorry this is so short, I'm in my feels today!

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bakuhoewriting · 1 year ago

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CLASS 1B HEADCANNONS THAT MAKE SENSE

☰ NOTES⋮ reader! is in Class 1-A ; gn!reader x Class 1-B; some mildly suggestive themes

𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐄 tends to weld himself onto your side whenever he’s exhausted from training. It may earn him a scolding from Vlad-sensei or even Shiozaki-san, but you never complain and if Yosetsu gets to fall asleep cuddled in your warmth, that’s his prerogative.

𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀 carries a polaroid of you in his wallet. It’s frayed at the edges from time, but it’s the first polaroid you ever took together. He keeps it alongside his provisional hero license because it’s the best motivation he has for the future.

𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐈 has a pet Rhinoceros Beetle he keeps in his dorm room. You caught the little guy when he took you bug-catching for your first date to the local park. It wasn’t until you compared him to the little guy with pink cheeks and a wide smile that Togaru just had to have him.

𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐈𝐑𝐎 hosts a seánce in your room every month. He would do it in his room, but Shiozaki’s room is close to his and he’d rather not be accused of sinful behaviour (as if your other activities aren’t sinful, but Shiozaki-san doesn’t need to know that).

𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎 often plans informal joint class outings with Yaoyorozu so your classes can bond. It doesn’t always work—Mineta, Monoma and Bakugo are banned for the next three activites—but she’s just glad to see you mingle with her classmates.

𝐊𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐈 is a frequent vistitor of UA’s communal garden. In fact, she recently signed up to have her own plot so she can grow tomatoes and cucumbers—both for her and for you.

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐙𝐀𝐊𝐈 was in her churchs’ choir. She doesn’t do it often, but if you’re especially tired than she’ll sing you to sleep. It works everytime.

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐀 has an Uncle in France that he’s really close to. His Uncle is the person who told him the story of the Beast of Gevaudan, and the first person Jurota confided in about his crush on you. If you ever get married, his Uncle Daichi has offered his estate for the wedding.

𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐀 always wanted to give Boxing a go, but didn’t have the courage to visit a gym (largely due to his size) until you offered to join him. It’s one of the many things he’s grateful to you for and now something of a couples’ activity for the weekends.

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 didn’t know you could speak English until you laughed at her insulting Monoma during a joint training session. Now, she begs you to talk in English whenever you’re together because she finds your accent really cute.

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐀 definitely fainted the first time you agreed to study with him in his room. Bleeding nose and all. The same thing happened when you proposed to study in your own room so now you just work together in the common room. It’s better for his health that way.

𝐓𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐔 will deny it for as long as he can, but sometimes he does provoke you into a senseless argument. Namely because you have an adorable pouty face and his heart is reduced to a pandrum whenever you kabedon him to tell him off. It’s glorious.

𝐓𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄 has a dinosaur onsie that she wears whenever she misses you. It’s not her colour, but it’s the same colour as your eyes so it’s automatically her favourite. She’s also got a matching pair for you in green, one that she’s planning to give you for your birthday.

𝐅𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 has an all year-round pass to the Manga Museum in Kyoto. It’s become a post-exam tradition to visit the Museum everytime you want a celebrate, because in addition to reading some of his favourite manga, you often stop for ramen on your way back to UA.

𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐊𝐈 tends to smell like jasmine and sweet orange with how often he lathers his hands in massaging oil. It earns him some light ribbing from the boys at first, but that ends as soon as you show up smelling the exact same from massaging Juzo in return.

𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 practiced his confession to you for two weeks because he didn’t want to stammer mid-confession. It didn’t work, but it turned out that you liked him with his stammer anyway; in fact, you have a nervous tic of over gesticulating which he soon found was endearing all the same.

𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐌𝐀 has a growing pile of Franco-Belgian comics in your room. 9/10 times his comics lead to an argument between him and your classmates whenever he comes over to take one back. Bakugo’s now petitioning to have him banned.

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐈 is an avid fan of Kabuki theatre; in particular, the popular horror classic Yotsuya Kaidan. For your first Halloween as a couple, you dress as Tamiya Lemon and Oiwa. Not a conventional couple by any means, but it makes Reiko glow in a way you’ve never seen before so it’s worth it.

𝐑𝐈𝐍 read that couples who watch the first snowfall are destined to stay together forever so he plans your first date for late-Autum. He’s shivering for most of your time together, but there are two highlights by the end of the night: when you worriedly draped your scarf around his neck and when a snowflake landed on his cheek in the middle of a spontaneous kiss.

– 2023 ©️ credit to bakuhoewriting ; soon to be crossposted on all my other accounts under the same name!

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class-1b-bull · 1 year ago

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Class 1-b reacting to you, their best friend (and/or lover), being the UA traitor.

Awase -

Completely shattered, that nomu that almost killed him and Yaoyorozu in the forest was caused by you feeding the Lov information. He starts questioning every moment you two have ever had together. He honestly gets pissed at himself and you and everyone around him because he doesn't know how to handle it.

Sen -

He loved taking pictures of the two of you. You two had an entire photo album dedicated to all the little moments, every time you beat him in your favorite card game or that little drawing eri did of you two being held up by you. All of those memories captured with the same camera you got him for his birthday are now being turned to ash in a fireplace. He cant help but be still while something once so important suddenly means nothing to him.

Kamakiri -

He was the loudest when he realized. He couldn't stop him self from screaming at you for what youve done. He hates you. Youve almost killed him and his classmates ten times over but that wont stop him from wanting you to stay. Deep down he wanted it all to be a cruel prank you were pulling. But it never was.

Kuroiro -

He tried to keep it together. He really did. But at the end of the day he was barely able to make it to his dorm room in time before he broke down completely. His nonchalant front, completely shattered. He sobbed to the point he was choking on his tears. You were one of the only people who he really cared for, so why did you betray him like this?

Kendo -

She tries to save you. She tries to understand why you did this. Were they forcing you? Are they keeping someone close to you hostage? Are you being manipulated or controlled? The more she tries to understand, the more questions she askes the harder it becomes to understand her as she starts to breakdown at your feet.

Kodai -

She didnt say anything but she truly wanted too. She wanted to yell, scream and cry. She wanted to hit you for what you put the class through but she wanted to hug you as you were dragged away in cuffs. She was so conflicted about what she wanted to do. Her brain and heart were arguing over you but in the end she just ended up doing nothing, which ended up hurting a lot more than it should have.

Komori -

She seems more confused and in denial than anything else at first. She starts to distance herself from people and holes herself up in her room while she tries to understand what happened. Was everything you two did together meaningless? She could never forgive you for what you did, she hated you but at the same time she wanted you to walk through her dorm room door ranting about your new favorite thing like you always did.

Shiozaki -

Shes not mad or even that sad about your betrayal. Just disappointed. She would try to understand and she truly wants to forgive you, but she cant bring herself to do that. She would distance herself from everyone and it would take a while before shes ready to move forward again.

Shishida -

He tried to keep it together but it was really hard for him to do that since he was feeling hundreds of emotions in seconds. His breathing became uneven as he tried to assess the situation from a logical perspective and his voice breaks as he simply asks you "why?"

Shoda -

He really values trust so when you betrayed all of UA he was never the same. He tried to recover but he keeps everyone at arms length. When you first left, he was on the more 'ok' side of things. But after a few weeks and what happened had time to sink in is when it hits the hardest.

Pony -

She cant stop herself from screaming at you while tears run down her face. She switched to english because its easier for her so no one knew exactly what she was saying to you. Even if you could speak english you wouldent understand what she was saying between the sniffles and gasps of air.

Tsubaraba -

Hes in denial for so long when it originally happened. When you were officially revealed as the traitor he thought it was a joke. He started to calmly talk to you with simple phrases like "jokes like that arnt that funny yk." But over the next minute it would turn in to him begging for it to be a joke while completely breaking down in front of you.

Tetsutetsu -

He does everything he can to get answers out of you. Some other classmates of his have to hold him back from running over to you and punching you square in the stomach. He ends up staying in the UA gym for a few hours after curfew, beating a punching bag in anger and confusion until eventually he wears himself out and collapsed from exhaustion.

Tokage -

She wants to know why you did it. If there was a reason she could find it in herself to forgive you but if not, it would become better for her to act like you never exist. For a long time after that she would leave when your name was mentioned or anything that reminded her of you would suddenly be destroyed or hated by her as much as she hates you. Deep down however, she still wants to be you friend

Manga -

He blames himself more than he blames you. Hes supposed to be a hero so why couldn't he save the one person he cared about the most. Youre gone forever now and he blames ever but of it on himself. He cries a lot for the next couple weeks and sometimes he can feel himself wanting to send you a funny meme he found only to remember and go through all the heartbreak all over again.

Honenuki -

Another that blames it all on himself but at the same time he is really depressed about it. He heals for the most part but part of him still gets a little wave of sadness whenever he walks past your favorite cafe or when someone does that very specific hand movement that you used to do all the time. Every part of the situation breaks his being completely, and he even becomes slightly more hostile towards the people he spars with.

Bondo -

He stays silent for the most part. His silence being a mixture of disbelief and hurt. He even tries to help the rest of the class through it. He becomes the class therapist while he ends up insisting hes fine and dealing with it alone in his dorm room. He cant bring himself to destroy the memories of you so he simply puts them in a box and hides them under his bed.

Monoma -

Incredibly angry about it at first but the more time that passes the more it hurts him. The more he starts to blame himself. If he had an inferiority complex before it definitely worsened now that you betrayed him. You helped him through so much yet he cant help but feel it was all nothing to you.

Reiko -

she handles it better when in front of the class, or at least she tries too. She broke down once you were revealed, she broke down when you left and she breaks down every time shes behind closed doors. She cant handle seeing anyone right now.

Rin -

He keeps calm at first and tries to rationalize. "Were you forced to against your will? Were you being controlled? Brainwashed?" With every 'no' to his questions he became more and more desperate to prove you werent evil. He started to lose his cool and break down in front of you while still begging for any sign that your not evil. At the end of the day he finds himself grabbing onto a random stuffed animal you left in his dorm and using it to muffle his tear filled screams.

Bro imma be honest half of these characters I had no idea what to write. So half of them are probably bad but im not gonna proof read or change this because we die like men.

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hanta-seros-wifey · 4 months ago

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Rivalry~ Hanta Sero x F!Reader

summary: during the class A and class B joint training, you go up against Team Bakugo, the guy with the funky elbows works up the courage to talk to you.

disclaimers: reader is in class B, aged up to two years making shinso an official student in class A, and yes i will be using the present mic adopted daughter trope and your quirk as telekinesis. reader is class vice president of class B

“get your costumes and meet at ground gamma!” vlad king, your homeroom teacher, said and you all smirked. an annual thing you did with class A and you couldnt be more excited. you went to the locker rooms and changed into your costume. your quirk was telekinesis and since the war you’ve improved so much lifting things heavier than 50 pounds.

you’ve also started training lifting humans but haven’t progressed in that field yet. “ready?” kendo said as she linked her arm with yours. you nodded your head and walked out with her as you two giggled.

“still crushing on that guy from class A?” kendo nudged your shoulder and you shook your head. “bakugo is such a hot head but he has changed since the war significantly” you gave her knowing eyes as monoma from beside her put his head down remembering.

“but no i’ve decided completely no more crushing on students from class A” you said shaking your head and holding your head up. “yea cause your dad said something about it huh” tetsutesu said snickering with monoma. you glared at them and they stopped putting their heads down hiding their smiles.

“good for you!” kendo said squeezing your arm and you smiled at her. you stood as a class as class A came into view with your uncle shota aizawa standing next to them. “hi uncle” you waved childishly and he smiled at you waving back. “hi dad” you waved at your dad who was here for commenting purposes.

“HELLOOOOO CHILD OF MINE!!” he screamed out into the mic he had and you smiled. “your dad is always so extra” denki said as he looked at you and you glared playfully at him. “ouch that hurt brother” your dad said clutching his heart playfully at denki’s remark.

“welcome lovely hero’s in training” your dad started off staring at the two classes. you let your eyes wander at class A and smiled at ochaco as she caught your eyes. you loved class A dearly. you’ve grown quite close to them considering your uncle shota is their homeroom teacher.

you’ve talked to every single one of them apart from one. you’ve never talked to the guy with the weird elbows. you never wondered why but you just never uttered a word to him. you looked at him and took in his lanky frame. he was quite tall and you admired his costume choice.

“you know the rules ready to sort teams?” your dad said snapping you out of your thoughts and turning to him. “wait with shinso doesnt it make it uneven?” ibara said and you looked up at her. “aoyama is gone remember?” you said to her with sad eyes as you did grow close with the twinkling hero in training. “thats right my apologies mr. aizawa” she bowed down and aizawa nodded at her.

team 1-A: Mina, Momo, Koda, & Shoji versus team 2-B: Ibara, Jurota, Pony, & Yosetu

team 3-C: Denki, Shinso, Hagakure, & Shoto versus team 4-D: Sen, Kojiro, Reiko, & Hiryu

team 5-E: Bakugo, Sero, Kirishima, & Jiro versus Team 6-F: You, Kendo, Tetsutesu, & Monoma

Team 7-G: Tsuyu, Tenya, Mineta, & Sato versus Team 8-H: Kosei, Nirengeki, Kinoko, & Setsuna

Team 9-I: Izuku, Ochaco, Ojiro, & Tokoyami versus Team 10-J: Manga, Juzo, Togaru, & Shihai

you were up in the third round and stood with your group watching the first two rounds go down. round 1 ended with a win from class A. as you watched round 2 go down, you felt eyes on you. you turned to the side and saw bakugo’s team staring at you and talking. jiro gave you a smile and turned towards her group.

sero looked at you and sheepishly smiled. you dont know why but felt the courage to go up to them. “hi guys!” you chirped and sero jumped. “hi bakugo” you teased and he gave you a tiny glare. “looks like were up next” you said to them as they nodded.

“youre gonna do great out there yamada!” kirishima said giving you a thumbs up which earns him an elbow nudge by bakugo. “what just being friendly dude she is our teachers niece after all” he told bakugo and you smiled at them.

“bye guys you’ll do great out there!” you said to them walking towards your uncle shota. you stood on your tip toes and threw your arm around his shoulders. “hello favorite uncle” you said smiling and he looked down at you. “your only uncle” he said back and ruffled your hair.

“nah remember i’ve got all might, cementoss, ectoplasm” you shrugged and he looked at you. “they dont count i’ve known you since the first day your dad dragged me to the orphanage” he said in a monotone voice. “i know im just kidding uncle shota!” you giggled and hugged him. “that concludes the second round with a win from class B!” your dad announced and you smiled at shota.

“we arent all that bad” you smiled at him and he rolled his eyes with a small smile. “i love my kids but because i love you just a bit more beat their asses” he whispered to you and you nodded your head. you met up with kendo, tetsutetsu, and monoma. “prepare for the third battle!!!!” your dad screamed into the mic and you walked with your team. “its team bakugo versus team yamada not playing any favorites but” your dad trailed off and you smiled.

“GOO MY MINI YAMADA YOU GOT THIS!!!!” he screamed making sure it was heard all over ground gamma wherever you were. you smiled and monoma laughed. “ready?” your dad said into the mic. “BEGINNNN!!!” he said and you immediately flew up to look over the area.

you knew the only two who could fly around from the group was sero and bakugo. you saw a piece of tape flying in your direction and you dodged it watching it stick to a pipe nearby. sero made himself known and you smirked. “hi sero” you sang out and you could tell he blushed. you lifted your hands holding a mini metal pipe with your quirk.

you threw it in his direction and he managed to dodge it and stick a piece of tape to it lunging it back in your direction. “not nice sero” you said dodging it. you let yourself go back down landing in front of monoma. “nows the time to test out if you can lift people it’ll work in our favor!” monoma exclaimed and you took his words in.

you ran with your group and came across jiro. “SHE’S MINE!” you yelled out as you lifted your hands and focused your energy on her. you were able to lift her up and you smiled. “i got this guys” you said keeping your focus and directing jiro into the cage. “sorry jiro” you said smiling sadly as you locked the cage. “nice job yamada glad i was the first one to test that out on!” she called out and you smiled at her flying into the air to get a glimpse of the area once again.

“so you can lift people now huh?” you heard bakugo say coming over at you, explosion ready. he had caught you off guard so his explosion did in fact hit you. your focus on lifiting yourself vanished as you got hit with his quirk and you went tumbling down through the many metal pipes each one hitting you.

“not nice dynamight!” you called out in pain and he smirked as he landed next to you. you kept him distracted entertaining him and kendo came up behind and grabbed him in her fist.

“what?!” he said squirming as kendo gripped onto him tighter. she took him over to the cage and locked him in there. “shitty hair?!?!” you heard bakugo yell and tetsutetsu came up behind you. “all we got left is cellophane” he said looking up. “i’ll look” you said flying and scanning the area.

you looked in every direction but couldnt see him anywhere. “i dont see him-oh!” you exclaimed as tape wrapped around your middle. “gotta be more careful there yamada” he said as he came into view. another piece of tape wrapped around a metal pipe and you saw monoma slip into view.

with his quirk he can have three at a time each for 20 minutes. he was able to improve so much after helping with aizawa’s quirk during the war. you let monoma take in cellophane and that was the end of round 3. you stood in front of the cage and smiled at them.

“love you all dearly but we really needed to secure the win” you said at them and kirishima looked down in defeat. “proud of you!” kirishima said giving you a big thumbs up. “round 3 goes to class B!” your dad said and you smiled at your uncle shota.

you let them out and gave them each hugs. you looked up at sero and smiled at him. you didnt really talk to him but you can say he seems nice and he’s insanely attractive. “good job out there” you praised and smiled at him as you walked back towards the other students as some prepared for round 4.

he blushed and looked down scratching the back of his neck. “you were great out there i mean being able to lift jiro and on the first try? im impressed” he said giving you one of his smiles you know he was known for. the two classes gave you knowing glances and gossiped at the interaction.

“well i have to go talk to my dad i’ll see you around?” you told him. “were uh hosting a dinner like last year if you wanted to come i mean uh- class B is invited but you uh know” he stammered and smile shyly and you giggled. “i’d love to hanta” you said giving him the hug you never gave him earlier and waved bye at him.

you walked over to your dad and uncle shota and smiled at them. “hey dad!” you said slinging your arms around his shoulders as he was sitting down commenting. he turned the microphone off and looked st you. “i see you getting comfortable witha certain tape boy” he quirked an eyebrow at you.

you rolled your eyes playfully and shook your head. “just friends dad” you said smirking st your uncle shota. “believe me hizashi, hanta sero isna good boy promise if y/n wants to potentially pursue something with him i fully support it” shota said and you smiled. “daddy i may not know him too well but he’s so cute” you gushed and gave your dad puppy eyes and a pout.

“fine” he gave in and you high fived your uncle. “on one condition i can yell st his face if he hurts you” your dad said putting out a pinky for you to promise. you interlinked the pinkys and he smiled at you. you ran to kendo gripping her arm with the biggest smile on your face. the girls from both classes caught on and came over to hear the gossip.

“im nervous though!” you exclaimed sitting criss cross apple sauce on the floor. “this is sero he’s been subtly dropping hints for months i mean you’re all he ever talks about!” mina says excitedly. “wait really?” you asked your eyes widened in surprise.

“yea since like the first day we met you!” hagakure said full of energy gripping your arm. you thought about that day and how well you got along with them easily.

you knocked on the door and slid it open. “oh its my niece everyone meet y/n yamada” aizawa presented you and you smiled and waved at them. “hi y/n” the class exclaimed together. “hey guys!” you chirped and looked at your uncle shota.

you two were polar opposites. you were the sweetheart energetic girl and he was the sleepy moody teacher. your personality was exactly like your dads. “it is incredibly nice to meet all of you” you said to them sweetly.

“yamada? as in present mic?” one rose his hand and asked you. “yes uh..” you trailed off wanting to know his name. “tenya iida maam!” he got up and bowed down to you and you visibly blushed at the action. “nice to meet you tenya iida” you smiled.

“so is your quirk similar to your dads or?” a green haired boy asked and you smiled softly. “im adopted so my quirk isnt quite similar to my dads. mine’s telekinesis so its way different from his” you answered his question and smiled and he scribbled things down on a notebook.

“is your hair naturally like that considering you are adopted?” a pink girl asked and you shook your head no. “recently dyed it to match his, im a natural brunette” you answered so many of their questions before your uncle shota kicked you out.

“sero never shuts up about you” mina says and explaining his sadness over why you never talked to him, ever. “okay its not cause i hate him or anything he seems like such a sweetheart i just now that i look at it was too nervous to utter a word in his presence cause i mean look at him” you rambled on and gestured towards sero.

“tonight make a move!” mina said excitedly and clutched your arm giggling. maybe you will.

𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ‧₊˚ 🐇

you entered the class 2A dorm complex with kendo by your side. you were nervous and you made sure your outfit looked nice. you smoothed down your shirt for the 20th time since you started the walk to the dorms and kendo clutched your hands.

“okay quit being nervous!” she says with love and gives you a hug. “your outfit is so cute you look as beautiful as always its just talking to a boy you’ll be fine” she smiles and you smile too.

“yay youre here!” mina says greeting the both of you. “HEY WHATS UP MAN!” tetsutetsu slightly pushed you out of the way to greet eijiro. “HEY!” you said in tetsutetsu’s direction and he turned around and let out a meep sorry.

mina grabs yours and kendo’s hands and drags you over to the girls. “wait shouldn’t-“ kendo said as mina giggles and drops your hand leaving you in front of sero and she continues to drag kendo along. “hey” he said smiling down at you. you could tell he seemed nervous.

“hey hanta” you said trying to sound confident albeit you were very nervous. “are you hungry? bakugo cooked the dishes” he said pointing towards the food and you smiled. “im starving” you said tucking a strand of your straight hair behind your ear.

he led you towards the table and he grabbed a plate. he asked what you wanted and he placed them onto the plate for you. you sat down in the kitchen bar together away from your combined classmates. he set it down in front of you. “what would you like to drink?” he said as he gestured towards the options. you shrugged off your jacket as you looked at the options.

“hmm waters fine” you said softly as he grabbed it and he placed it in front of you. he sat next to you and you dug in to the food. you hummed in content as the delicious food came in contact with your taste buds. “yea we get meals like this almost everyday” sero laughed at your reaction.

“yea we got tetsutetsu and monoma trying to cook us breakfast and dinner everyday never ends up looking pretty” you giggled taking more bites. he chuckled softly at your comment and you smile at him. “so uh a question for you” he says starting conversation and you listened intently.

“why have you never talked to me? im the only one you havent spoken much to and i mean koda rarely talks but you’ve had meaningful conversations with him so..” he trailed off as he made eye contact with you. “i was always nervous” you admit and drank your water. “i mean look at you woo!” you said playfully fanning yourself and you blushed at your tiny confession.

he smiled at this and grew confident which you found hot. “so tell me about yourself. i wanna catch up with what i’ve missed out on for the past year” he said staring at you and you smiled. “okay” you said quietly taking another sip from your water. “full name?” he asks and you smile knowing his game.

“y/n m/n yamada” you answered and he quickly asked another. “height? you seem to be very..” he trailed off as he showed with his hands indicating he meant tiny. “5’3” you said and he nodded. “wait let me guess yours” you said looking at him. “go for it” he said and you squinted your eyes at him. “hmmmm i guess 6’2” you said and he smirked. “6’3” he said shrugging and you widened your eyes.

“i was so close!” you exclaimed grabbing his elbow and laughing softly. at the touch of your elbow he let a single piece of tape come out and he blushed. “aww” you said as you grabbed it and he cut it. you noticed it wasnt double sided and found a marker nearby. “this is going up in my dorm” you giggled as you wrote on it.

“ta-da!” you smiled showing him what you wrote and he blushed. you wrote cellophane + telekin = <3. “does this mean a date is in the cards for us?” he asked you and you shrugged playfully. “i mean is that you asking? cause if so maybe try again” you joked with him and giggled.

“be right back” he held up a finger and you smiled as you watched him walk away rushing somewhere. you turn around eating more of the food and turning back around to find sero walking towards you. he had something behind his back and kept it there taking a seat.

“before i ask you lets carry on our conversation?” he asked you and you nodded. “uhh obviously im adopted. my dad adopted me when i was 6 so around the same age as eri” you started and he nodded along listening intently. “my biological parents had died in a hero mission” you said revealing to him your parents were pro heros.

“i never told anyone that so youre kind of the first to know my parents were pros” you smiled softly and he nodded along watching you. “hizashi adopted me said he wanted more joy in his life and well thats me!” you said with a big smile.

you continued on and he would chime in when appropriate. “okay now” he started and you smiled at him. he had his hand behind his back the whole time and he pulled it out revealing flowers. “i asked yao-momo to make them” he admitted shyly. “and asked kendo what your favorite flowers are” he gave you a smile and you blushed.

“y/n m/n yamada can i take you out on a date please?” he asked extending the flowers out to you. “yes you can hanta sero” you said accepting them and he nervously pulled you into a hug. “this is okay right?” he asked and you giggled embracing him. “more than okay” you whispered and he squeezed you.

“YAYYY!!!” you heard mina yell out throughout the common room and you pulled apart laughing. “mina chill out!!” kirishima said placing a hand on her shoulder. “DID HE DO IT?!??!?” you heard your dad and you pulled a confused face. “was my dad behind this too?” you asked sero and he smirked. “how else was i going to get permission to date the y/n yamada” he said pulling you into him.

#bakusquad #bnha #sero hanta #sero x reader #class 1a #class 1b #monoma neito #kendo #ua high school

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bugmomwrites · 3 years ago

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Class 1B and how they embarrassed themselves in front of their crushes (guys):

Ladies version will be made if this one doesn’t flop. Thank @thatgirlgames for helping me brainstorm and giving me something to cackle about at 4am(?) on a Wednesday

Awase Yousetsu learned to dance from Mina and was excited to show you. Called out to you and some of the others in the common room from the second floor hallway to “check out some fucking amazing moves”, then tripped over his own feet and went tumbling down the stairs. Landed face first and refused to lift up his head to look you in the eyes, even after you ran over to ask if he was okay.

Kaibara Sen and you were gardening together. He was helping you dig so he used his quirk to show off be more efficient. He drilled his arm into the dirt and oops he’s stuck. Laughs a little at first but he actually can’t get it out. The more he activates it the deeper it goes until the soil is well past his elbow. Has to sit there like an idiot until you return with a trowel- the very same one he said you “wouldn’t need” because his quirk was supposedly better.

Kamakiri Togaru was helping you cook and also used his quirk to try to impress you. It was your turn for dinner duty and he jumped at the chance to spend time with you. You two were cooking chicken with lemon butter sauce for the whole dorm. Turns out when you retract the blade back into your skin from just cutting a lemon it burns like a bitch. Let out the most unholy scream and scared the daylights out of you.

Kurorio Shihai and Tokoyami are poetic brothers. That and he likes taboos. He shows up outside your dorm room at midnight sharp because he thought it was more romantic that way. He’s holding a piece of lined paper, trying to read you a poem he wrote. But you have no clue what he’s talking about, using all these big fancy words you don’t understand. ☠️ Scary Night Man is visibly shaking in front of you, the hallway completely silent aside from his stuttering and the occasional crinkle of paper.

Shishida Jurota actually tried to meme with the class in the group chat. Unfortunately, he didn’t know what the words meant so he sounded like a whole ass boomer. Like when your dad misuses modern slang to sound cool in front of your friends. The guys still haven’t let him live it down. They have screenshots and everything.

Shoda Nirengeki tried to show you how much you meant to him by cooking your favorite things in the dorm kitchen. Thought you’d love to wake up to the smell of your favorite food wafting up to where you sleep. Instead you woke up to a fire alarm, and Shoda standing in the middle of all the carnage. Tried to offer you a bowl of cereal as a peace offering later.

Tsuburaba Kosei would do just about anything for you, so it’s more what didn’t he do to try and impress you. There’s just so many instances of him doing stupid shit. But one of the most iconic moments would probably have to be when the class went on a hike, and he found some cat tail reeds growing by a swamp. Picked one up and told you he “found some wild glizzies” before chomping into it like a corn dog. Pollen went everywhere, and he accidentally spit some in your face.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu has tried to prove how strong his quirk was by letting the guys fucking throw him like a damn bowling ball. Shishida did the best job in his opinion, followed closely by Bondo, but now there’s a giant hole in the drywall of the common room, and Vlad wasn’t too thrilled about it, making him clean it all up.

Fukidashi Manga tried impressing you by reading up and binge-watching your favorite shows and comics. All in one night. The next morning, running on zero sleep, he tried to impress you from what he’s read/watched and got most of the stuff wrong because his brain was pretty much toast from the all nighter and numerous energy drinks. Passed out in the middle of the day, and The Bois TM had to drag him to the nearest couch.

Honenuki Juzo offered to give you a massage after a long day of training. Grateful to have some sort of relief, you told him where the main knots were and sat down in front of him. This was the closest he’s ever been to you, so he was (understandably) nervous. As a result, he accidentally rubbed too hard in the wrong places and made it worse. Eventually you’ve had enough and say you’ll just take a hot shower and he feels so guilty🥺 You reassure him that it’s not so bad but every time you move he can see you fighting back painful noises. Definitely haunts him at night as he stares up at the ceiling asking himself “why are you like this”.

Bondo Kojiro was trying to impress you by lifting things up easily since you admired how strong he was. It started off normal enough, from bags you couldn’t carry to even giving you a piggyback ride to your room after you fell asleep on the couch downstairs during class movie night. But holy shit now he’s showing off by holding half the class in his arms, and ends up dropping them all because it was just Too Much. Everyone was covered in bruises and grumbling about the fall and he felt guilty for weeks after. The fact that you weren’t one of them does offer some peace of mind for him though, and Kendo is quick to remind him of this :’)

Monoma Neito copied your quirk for shits and giggles thinking he’d “show you how it’s done”. You warned him about the side effects, but his pride wouldn’t let him see reason and he made sure he had all eyes on him before activating your quirk. It went alright for about a minute or so, and then it started to act up. He couldn’t get a handle on it at all, destroying everything around the room while the guys laughed at him and you panicked. He got his ass handed to him just as you predicted, and mocking him quickly became an inside joke among some of your classmates.

Rin Hiryu is naturally cold blooded as a result of his quirk. He always has to be bundled up in the colder months or his immune system will turn against him. And yet, when it started raining on your way back from a grocery run for the week’s dinner, like a gentleman he shrugged his jacket off and insisted that you wear it. Of course you turned him down, you knew he’d get sick, but he refused to put it back on, throwing it over you and zipping it up. Sure enough, he ended up with a cold the next day, but the only lesson he learned was that getting sick means you dote on him until he’s better. 🤦

#bug mom writes #gn reader #mha x reader #class 1 b #my hero academia #awase yousetsu #sen kaibara #togaru kamakiri #shihai kuroiro #jurota shishida #nirengeki shoda #kosei tsuburaba #tetsutetsu tetsutetsu #manga fukidashi #juzo honenuki #kojiro bondo #neito monoma #hiryu rin

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sukunas-play-thing · 5 years ago

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I know you said you don't write for the students but would it be acceptable if it's SFW? I saw you're a fan of Juzo and I love Juzo so much he needs more love!!!!! >< Could I perhaps request a scenario with him and his female s/o? Where she is afraid of bugs and he hears her screaming for him he runs n and saves the day?? It'd be so much cuter if the class 1-B witnessed this too 😭😭😭 thank you Queenie 💋💋

Oh yes anon yes yes yes yes and infinity. I should've been a lil more in-depth with the rules on that one thank you! Itd be an honor to write for you Bean so here goes nothing!

(Writing on mobile so forgive me if they're spelling errors.)

Juzo Honanuki with female s/o afraid of bugs

Class was normal to say the least, basic class schedule, learning, being bored. Actually sitting in a classroom all day was hellishily boring.

Juzo let out a groan whilst stretching his aching back, looking at the clock. "It's only been an hour?. Damn."

Ruffling his own hair he quickly got back to work. He may have been admitted through recommendations and has a great set of skills, but sitting around? Not his piece of cake. Turning around he saw (Name) sitting silently at her desk with a graceful smile on her face. She couldn't of looked any cuter.

Her tounge sticking out, she probably doesn't even notice it while she scribbles down in the exam given to them. Before he knew it lunch bell had rung, a break desperately needed from the class mates. Once a quiet class soon filled with "hoorays" and "food" exclamations from his fellow classmates. He put his stuff up accordingly to get back to when class resumed.

"Hey (name)! You wanna sit with us at lunch?." Pony asked jumping by her while she got her lunch out fron her bag. "Um. I was going to eat with Juzo today." He walked up briskly before shaking his head slowly.

"Nah it's okay, me and the guys were gonna sit up on the roof if you want to watch with the girls I won't mind." He smiled before helping her out of her seat. Pony beamed with utter happiness before swiftly yanking you from your seat and running off with you.

When lunch was over Juzo, shihai and monoma were discussing class work before a horror screech was heard from the halls. One might assume a villain had come through and attacked. Most of everyone stood looking around confused. But Juzo recognized the scream belonged to (Name) and immediately went to fight mode. He ran down the hall leaving his friends

Running into the class he looked over to the far end and seen (Name) standing on the class desk, seeing Juzo's entry she hopped off screaming before koala jumping on Juzo's form clinging for dear life. She was on the verge of tears at this point, he wrapped his arma around her protectively while looking around the room for any signs of danger, but couldn't find any.

"J-Juzo please. Please kill it. Kill it!." Bu nkw he's frantic, 'kill what? What do I do?.' And then he saw it. The biggest, and hairiest spider he's seen. Then it clicked. (Name) is terrfied of bugs. "(Name), it's just a spider." He said while shushing her and trying his best efforts to calm her but to no avail. By now all the classmates have come in the room. "I don't care! It's an abomination, a hellian. It needs to be-. " she looked up from the Crook of his neck to slat at the eight legged critter before seeing it jump a few feet closer to the two of them. "AAAHH." Throwing her head back into his neck he had no other choice.

This bug has bothered his girl long enough, he will not lose to a hairy jerk. Before the spider could get any closer Juzo activated his Quirk. The hard surface turned to liquid swallowing the creature inbits depths before he tapped his foot again turning the floor a solid again.

"It's okay babe. Your safe now. Safe." Craddling her closer her sobbing ceased giving Juzo a kiss on the cheek. "You're my hero."

"My otp." Kinoko said while having little hearts forming above her head. Kamakiri on the other hand felt greatly offended.

"Hey! I could've gotten it!."

Monoma broke into a fit of laughter teasing (Name). "Honestly! How can we beat class 1-A if you're afraid of one little hairy bug? (Name) you whimp I thought you were stronger than that." Kendo soon knocked him out, "Okay guys let's get this exam done!."

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I feel like I didn't do Juzo justice I hope it was alright! Thank you so much for reading. :) if anyone has any scenarios please feel free to send them in!

🐲Queen Targe🐲

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frickingnerd · 2 years ago

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Class 1B Masterlist

Neito Monoma

dating neito monoma - headcanons

monoma crushing on a 1A student - headcanons

monoma showing off his s/o - headcanons

monoma with a shy s/o - headcanons

monoma with a s/o who has a healing quirk - headcanons

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

tetsutetsu with an insecure s/o - headcanons

poly relationship with kirishima and tetsutetsu - headcanons

Hiryu Rin

yandere hiryu rin - headcanons

yandere hiryu rin with a lonely darling - headcanons

Yosetsu Awase

teasing yosetsu awase - headcanons

Kosei Tsburaba

kosei with a crush who's dating someone else - headcanons

Sen Kaibara

the effect you have on me - drabble

Shihai Kuroiro

a smile like sunshine - drabble

Nirengeki Shoda

cuddling with niregenki shoda - headcanons

Juzo Honenuki

juzo taking care of his sick s/o - headcanons

Togaru Kamakiri

stealing togaru's hoodie - headcanons

Manga Fukidashi

hanging out with manga fukidashi - headcanons

Kojiro Bondo

patching up kojiro bondo - headcanons

Itsuka Kendo

Kinoko Komori

don't make me worry again - drabble

kendo with an affectionate s/o - headcanons

kinoko komori with a stoic s/o - headcanons

Ibara Shiozaki

yandere ibara shiozaki - headcanons

Pony Tsunotori

holding hands with pony - headcanons

Setsuna Tokage

teasing setsuna tokage - headcanons

Yui Kodai

yui kodai crushing on you - headcanons

Reiko Yanagi

i see forever in your eyes - oneshot

reiko with a crush who's dating someone else - headcanons

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bakuhoewriting · 1 year ago

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CLASS 1B AND HOW THEY HUG YOU

☰ NOTES⋮ reader! is in Class 1-A ; gn!reader x Class 1-B

tends to be bold in their affections. a real touch-starved/obsessed kinda partner. doesn’t matter if it’s a side hug, back hug or your standard run of the mill hug–they enjoy holding you close and will gladly jump on any opportunity to latch onto you. even if some of them look borderline aggressive in public doing so. and if someone mentions it to them? expect them to squeeze you even tighter.

awase, monoma, tokage, kamakiri, tetsutetsu, kuroiro

actually likes to be on the receiving end of hugs. can’t really explain it. as much as they like holding you, they enjoy it much more when you hold onto them. there’s just something that feels right whenever they can sink into your warmth. and when they’re in your arms, you don’t know this but they’ve grown accustomed to the steady beat of your heart. it’s become one of their most favourite sounds in the world.

kodai, pony, fukidashi, tsuraraba, shiozaki, shoda, yanagi

isn’t too keen about public displays of affection, but in private? totally comfortable becoming a hug fiend. enjoys just how easily you fold into their arms, and how natural it feels when your arms encircle their shoulders or waist. will sigh when you run your fingers through their hair, or give a small content smile when the roles are reversed. if the others found out how much they enjoyed hugging you, they’d be super bashful.

shishida, honenuki, rin, komori, bondo, kaibara, kendo

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class-1b-bull · 1 year ago

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Class 1-b as random things me and my friends have said to eachother!

I tried to get everyone multiple times but some characters got more than others </3

There is a lot of cussing, name calling and mentions of virginity but dats about it. Plus a brief mention of drug dealing.

:] :] :]

Manga- BRO! IS THIS THE BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ULTRA ANYLISIS BOOK THAT LETS YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, THEIR QUIRKS, AND THEIR RELATIONS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS FROM THE SAME SERIES?! PUBLISHED BY HORIKOSHI, THE AUTHOR OF BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA, HIMSELF?!?!

Bondo- uh yea?

Manga- i knew you were cringe but a virgin? Do better man.

:] :] :]

Sen- WHERE THE FUCK IS CTRL+Z?!?!?

Awase- ctrl z dosent work on tattoos actually..

:] :] :]

Kuroiro - the atoms will align because im hot like that. *runs straight into a wall*

:] :] :]

Kamakiri - the riddle isnt that fucking hard your just dumb as shit.

Kosei - can I give them a hint?

Kamakiri - no, fuck you.

Awase - you had to high expectations for me and tokage when making this riddle.

Kamakiri - I litterally looked up riddles for kids.

Tokage - well im obviously not a kid so that probably why I cant figure it out..

Kosei - can I pleasssseeeeeee give them a hint.

Kamakiri - fine whatever.

Kosei - ASS!!

Kamakiri - you know what? Actually... shut the fuck up!

Kosei - its a good hint!

Kamakiri - no the fuck its not.

Rin - no actually thats a great hint. Want me to demonstrate?

Awase - what is there to demonstrate???

*litterally 3 1/2 hours later*

Tokage - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ASS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOON?!?!??!

AWASE - FUCKING MOONING!!!!!

:] :] :]

Kendo - just letting you know, your a great friend. And I really care about you.

Kodai - being nice to me wont change the fact that your ass at mario cart.

:] :] :]

Shiozaki - *running up to kendo full sprint* hey um- quick question, could jesus do a kick flip? SPECIFICALLY with the kids hello kitty skatebord that crack dealer tried to sell us...

:] :] :]

Shishida - I dont like gossip but I thought I should let you know that monoma thinks your a drug dealer...

Kosei - why? Is he a cop?

Shishida - no but-

Kosei - is he buyin?

:] :] :]

Shoda - *crying in a voice message to the class b group chat* I just got into a car wreak and the cop had to pull me out of my carrr *loud as sniff* while fucking doja cat was talking about sucking dick... and it was really embarrassing. Oh! And I broke my leg I guess but whatever.

:] :] :]

Pony - Want my autograph? Too fuckin bad bitch! Im Beyonce type famous now I dont have TIME for your annoying ass.

Kodai - what happened?

Komori - she got 15 likes on a tumblr post.

:] :] :]

Tetsutetsu - MEN CAN LACTATE?!?!?!

Kosei - *loudly starts playing carless whisper in the distance*

:] :] :]

Kamakiri - shut the fuck up I only came over to your house to watch madoka magica and pet your cat now where the fuck is kitty kitty bang bang?!

:] :] :]

Honenuki - hand.

...

Honenuki - HAND!

Kuroiro - TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST?! I aint ready for that kind of commitment man.

Honenuki - if you dont let me finish painting you nails I am going to kill your cat.

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Bondo - *crying while eating pretzels* he really did crank that soulja boy...

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Monoma - statistics show that I am better than you at litterally everything so riddle me this? If I am so fucking awesome why do I cry myself to sleep every night?!

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Reiko - that toddler is so fucking metal..

Like get it bitch. Tell your mom to fuck off for putting you in time out. Girlboss shit.

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Rin - that kid is litterally me.

Kosei - *earth shattering scream and falls off ceiling*

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Shiozaki - so is everyone that does crack jesus or just your mom?

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Shoda - thats a nice fucking rock...

Kodai - please dont fuck the rock...

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Awase - WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT REAL?!

Rin - awase why would sen have a LIVE jellyfish inside of a lava lamp...

Awase - he would if he wasent a beta cuck.

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Pony - if I give you $20 can you draw the dude from highschool musical pregnant? Its for my cousins birthday.

Manga - first of all what the actual fuc-

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Shiozaki - believe it or not. But being a man. Ok? And sucking another mans dick. BEFORE MARRIAGE. Hear me out on this one... Is slightly againt the great lord above.

Kodai - jesus?

Reiko - no, ace ventura: pet detective.

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Reiko - specifically after he climbed out of the rinos ass, naked.

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Sen - bro what even is this? Its low key ugly as fuck.

Rin - thats litterally me...

Sen - daymn *sticks photo in pants* ANYWAYS-

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Shishida - I get everyone is trying to stay calm but twerking to the fire alarm wont stop the fire!

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Rin - cute dogs!

Kosei - *lifting his foot* thanks I moisturize~

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Pony - i knew something was wrong with you when you laughed at my joke but not in the 'I watched mean girls' type of way.

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Komori - *walking around the house frantically*

Reiko - we would be out the door already if you didnt kiss all of your plants goodbye..

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Awase - I couldn't even hear that because me and kosei were talking about how hot she was.

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*Rin buddled up in like 20 blankets in front of a fire place*

Kosei - hot girl shit. *dives into the pile and face plants right into his balls.*

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Manga - can I eat your knees tall man?

Bondo - no thanks.

Manga - what if I asked in a uwu voice?

Bondo - still no.

Manga - daymn... alpha male type shit.

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Rin - you realize i am a dude right?

Awase - guys can have long hair?

Sen - of course they can have long hair dipshit.

Kosei - who cares if rin used to be a girl?! Hes a guy now and thats all that matters!

Rin - no I was always a guy...

Kosei - its ok man :D ill always be your friend <3

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